Awards season can finally come to a close as Mr. Skin, the world’s foremost expert in celebrity nudity in film and television, has chosen the winners for his 24th Annual Anatomy Awards! It was an astonishing year for nudity on the big screen and the boob tube, making it HARDER than ever to choose this year’s winners!
From fan favorite categories like Best Breasts and Best Full Frontal to new-for-this-year entries like Best Baby Snatch and Best Erective Surgery, the 24th Anatomy Awards has something for everyone! It’s a stacked lineup of over three dozen skinsational categories, including this year’s Lifetime Skinchievement winner Marisa Tomei, and you can check them all out for free!
So skip the boring speeches and lengthy montages by fast forwarding to the good part of awards season, Mr. Skin’s 24th Annual Anatomy Awards!
Former Disney Channel star Maia Mitchell is a saucy Aussie who really gets us going down under! The former Teen Beach Movie star has slowly but surely built up a reputation for taking on more adult roles. She closed out her 20s by making her nude debut in the thriller No Way Out and one look at Maia’s marvelous mams will have you figuring a way out of your pants!
Perhaps we’re biased because the excitement of A-lister Anya Taylor-Joy making her nude debut in the viking flick The Northman may have left us butt blind. But nearly a year later, Anya’s amazing ass remains the gold standard for bare butts on film in 2022 and that delicious derriere is sure to get your compass pointing North, man!
Who would’ve imagined that the hottest lesbian scene of 2022 wouldn’t have featured a single frame of nudity? Certainly no one could have foreseen such a thing prior to laying eyes on the steamy sapphic makeout session between Alison Brie and Aubrey Plaza in Spin Me Round. Directed by Plaza’s real life partner, he lovingly shoots their lusty lesbian lip lock that frankly didn’t need nudity to be among the hottest scenes of the year!
Thank goodness for Roku, who picked up the Quibi series Swimming with Sharks when that streaming platform went under, because it brought us some skincredible scenes like Courtlyn Cannan’s phenomenal full frontal reveal in the show’s fifth episode! Courtlyn made quite a skinpression with her nude debut in 2020's Hollywood, but her full frontal debut was nothing short of award worthy.
By 2022, Brittany Snow had seemingly done it all on film and television... everything except going nude in either medium. However, when she turned up topless in Ti West’s horror hit X, playing an indie porn starlet, we were blown away by her commitment to the role! Her skinterracial sex scene with rapper Kid Cudi, followed by her fake orgasm in front of Jenna Ortega, made this the no doubt nude debut of the year! There’s nothing like a Brittany Snow job!
Compared to its skinsational first go around, season two of Bridgerton was a little more skingy with the nudity. One notable exception was English muffin Emily Barber, whose fifth episode near frontal nude debut made us sit up and take notice! We love Emily, but she’s not the best Barber in the world because she took everything off the top!
Before it even aired, Leopard Skin had a leg up in our book thanks to reuniting Jett leading ladies Carla Gugino and Gaite Jansen. Thankfully the show itself didn’t disappoint, with a lucky 13 nude scenes including phenomenal frontal from Jansen, who also bares all while making out with Gugino in the show’s fifth episode! The sex kittens of Leopard Skin certainly deliver on that titular promise!
The first big budget mainstream NC-17 movie since 2013's Blue is the Warmest Color, Blonde was controversial from the moment it was announced and the debate over the film’s artistic merits rages on. Oscar nominee Ana de Armas is a true knockout in nine nude scenes, disappearing into the role of Marilyn Monroe and supercharging her sex icon status for a new generation. She’s certainly having a Blonde moment!
If you love your ladies large, Lizzo has to lead the charge! In her 2022 HBO Max documentary Love, Lizzo, the zaftig beauty is looking Good As Hell while posing for a nude but strategically covered album photoshoot! Our eagle eyed Skin scouts spotted Lizzo’s right breast not being covered by her hair and saved the moment for posterity! When it comes to seeing Lizzo nude, it’s About Damn Time!
Rarely do nude scenes live up to pre-release hype, but The Boys so-called Herogasm episode was the hour-long superhero orgy we were promised. While series star Erin Moriarty does briefly bare her buns, most of the nudity is done by uncredited extras who really give their all to the creative orgiastic thrusting going down. When it comes to orgies living up to the hype, let’s hear it for The Boys!
If there was any doubt that Lena Headey still had the most niptastic nips in the game, she erased it with her latest topless scene in 9 Bullets! While getting busy with Avatar leading man Sam Worthington, Lena shows off her perky pair complete with ice cutter nips that could well poke your eye out! Hey, your mother always said you’d eventually go blind!
A Peeper’s Choice nominee last year for her work in Zola, Taylour Paige ironically lands herself an Anatomy Award this year for an incident that occurred while she was receiving an award for Zola! At the 2022 Independent Spirit Awards, Taylour won the Best Female Lead in Zola and when celebrating her win, her left breast full on popped out of her dress! If you ask us, this is why live TV was invented!
Margaret Qualley won an Anatomy Award in 2020 for her full frontal debut in Donnybrook, but she absolutely outdid herself with this year’s Stars at Noon. Margaret doesn’t seem to be clothed at all in this flick, appearing nude eight times in this film from acclaimed French director Claire Denis. Margaret’s bare pair are nothing if not A-Cup All Stars!
Canadian body horror master David Cronenberg made his first film in 8 years with 2022's Crimes of the Future, and he didn’t skimp on the horror or the bodies! French fox Léa Seydoux plays a muse to artist Viggo Mortensen in a future where surgery has replaced sex for stimulation. Whether you’ve got an HMO or PPO, we think you’re gonna want to go ahead with this Erective Surgery!
Emma Thompson hasn’t ever really shied away from nudity, but when word came down that she went the full monty in her latest film Good Luck to You, Leo Grande, we took a wait and see approach. And what we saw was worth the wait because the Oscar winner didn’t disappoint by doing the best nudity of her entire career at 63! This English acting legend will make more than just your upper lip stiff!
A late entry who clearly came to play, nudecomer Virginia Rand shocked us with this amazing bottomless scene in the lot lizard horror flick Candy Land! Virginia skips her Sugar Plum Mountains and takes us right to her Cotton Candy Corner! Don’t be surprised if you’re heading to Candy Land for a good old fashioned Taffy Pull!
American television has a history of editing out great content from TV shows, but never has a deleted nude scene re-appeared so quickly as Kelly Reilly’s latest topless scene on Yellowstone! The scene cut from the original American broadcast in late December, 2021 but popped up in early January when it began streaming on Peacock! That oughta please your Peacock!
You would think that the cast of the horror comedy sequel Don’t Fuck in the Woods 2 would know better than to, you know… nevertheless, Kaylee Williams does, and finds herself on the receiving end of an alien invasion!
Back to the Roku Original series Swimming with Sharks for this seductive use of a chocolate Ice Cube. Series star Kiernan Shipka performs a seductive act for co-star Erika Alexander, unwrapping one of the chocolate candies before reaching her hand into her underwear and hiding it! We’ve heard of chocolate covered cherries before, but a cherry covered chocolate? Outrageous!
Though not as rare as it used to be, it’s still pretty rare to see ass eating on TV, let alone with two prestigious actors in a show based on a real criminal case! 2022's The Staircase took another look at an infamous murder case but the third episode featured a flashback where Colin Firth goes nose deep in Toni Collette’s ass right in the kitchen! It’s hard to fake stuff like that, so kudos to them both!
After a prolonged hiatus, funny lady Amy Schumer finally returned to her sketch comedy show Inside Amy Schumer this year and continued to push all the right buttons! In the second episode of the show’s fifth season, Amy sports a spandex unitard with boobs and a nicely trimmed bush drawn onto the front, in what just might be the best spandex full frontal scene on the entire website!
Swedish starlet Sofia Kappel exploded onto the scene with her very explicit role as a rising porn star in the indie flick Pleasure. In addition to shaving her own bush in the shower and giving a double penetration scene a shot, Sofia truly goes the extra mile when she takes a money shot right to the face in close-up! When it comes to Sofia, the Pleasure is all ours!
After winning back to back Best Director Oscars, Alejandro González Iñárritu went to Netflix for his follow-up, Bardo, False Chronicle of a Handful of Truths. Pretty much the last thing we expected to see in this flick is a baby’s head pop out of a woman’s vagina while her husband is going down on her, let alone that the baby would then have a conversation with the guy! Now that’s taking the term Baby Snatch to literal extremes!
As Norman Bates famously said, “a boy’s best friend is his mother,” and no one heeded this advice quite like the stars of the taboo German drama Grand Jeté. As a mother embarking on a forbidden relationship with her estranged teenage son, Sarah Grether truly commits to her character, giving 20 year old co-star Emil von Schönfels a real deal hand job! Maybe, deep down, Germany is actually a Motherland.
25 year old Chloe Cherry doesn’t look old enough to have over 200 adult credits to her name, but she got her start in the porn industry the minute she turned 18! Chloe made the Traci Lords-esque leap to mainstream in 2022, choosing the biggest stage imaginable by making her mainstream full frontal debut on the second season premiere of HBO’s Euphoria! Talk about popping your Cherry in style!
The magic of Hollywood can make a lot of things look real, but you just can’t fake some things. Right at the beginning of this nearly three minute long sex scene from the second season of stripper series P-Valley’s sixth episode, Tyler Lepley’s mouth can be clearly seen on Miracle Watts’ holiest of holies. So were they really having sex? You decide!
Anne Rice’s blockbuster bestseller Interview with the Vampire got the long form adaptation treatment this year from AMC and kicked things off with a skinsational bang! In the show’s debut episode, Najah Bradley goes topless for a devil’s threesome with Lestat and Louis, played respectively by Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson. Things don’t end well for Najah, but we suspect your ending will be much happier!
We had hoped that Big Bang Theory star Kaley Cuoco’s jump to HBO Max might have brought us her nude debut. The second season of The Flight Attendant certainly has its fair share of sex scenes from Kaley, but it’s her episode four hookup with Mo McRae that certainly delivered the most sideboob of her entire career! There’s no doubt that, should we ever see them, we’ll go Cuoco for Kaley’s Puffs!
Brit beauty Lily James is a talented actress but we had no idea how much she would transform herself into Pamela Anderson for Hulu’s miniseries Pam & Tommy! With the help of some impressive prosthetics, Lily disappears into the role of the Playboy Playmate whose stolen sex tape with Tommy Lee sent shockwaves through the entertainment industry! We don’t often think it’s necessary to gild the Lily, but it worked!
Funny lady Kate Micucci popped up in a rather unexpected place this year when she starred in the fourth episode of the Netflix horror anthology series Guillermo del Toro’s Cabinet of Curiosities. While trying out a new beauty fad, Kate bathes in lotion that hardens to her skin as she gets out of the tub, leading to a great look at her ass covered in—what we feel is the only appropriate term considering the horror context—a Spookkake!
Sexy trans actress Jesse James Keitel—who identifies as non-binary and uses she/her pronouns—made quite a splash as Ruthie on Peacock’s short-lived reboot of Queer as Folk. In the show’s second episode, Jesse has three nude scenes, but our favorite finds her getting banged from behind by her partner and giving us this skincredible full frontal reveal! This scene is definitely Queer as Folk, but it’s also Sexy as Folk!
Now that we’re several decades into the dominance of comic book properties, it’s about time we got to some freaky sexual behavior on a superhero show! The second episode of the HBO DC Comics series Peacemaker brought us the aftermath of a threesome between John Cena’s title character, the topless Alison Araya, and the masked Vigilante, played by Freddie Stroma. Coming to HBO next season, The Masked Swinger!
Adult starlet Kali Roses made the leap to the mainstream world this year with a leading role in the thriller Spider! You won’t mind getting ensnared in her web when you get a load of her five phenomenal nude scenes in the flick, the undeniable highlight of which is this scene which finds her fully nude and hitchhiking on a busy street. It’s more than a little shocking that no one picks her up!
The last thing one would expect to find in the otherwise straightforward French drama About Joan starring Isabelle Huppert is a scene where a woman has sex with a tentacle monster. Even more surprisingly, it’s not Huppert but co-star Florence Loiret Calle who is on the receiving end of this octopus monster’s affections! This scene will have you pitching a tent-acle!
The German comedy series Oh Hell explores a woman navigating the dreaded quarter-life crisis and it’s not helping matters that she lives directly below Simone Vogel, who loves to have sex in a creaky bed! In the fifth episode when we’re finally treated to the sight of Simone having sex, the big breasted beauty is riding her man and knitting a scarf while she’s at it! Talk about an impressive bit of multi-tasking!
The last thing BBC One viewers tuning in to The One Show—an Access Hollywood-type show—on March 7, 2022 expected to see was the bare breast of singing sensation Camila Cabello, but that’s exactly what happened! While adjusting her button down shirt (with only one button fastened), Camila slipped a nip on live television, sending us into a frenzy here at Skin Central! Not sure how this nip slipped by the censors!
Brooklyn native Marisa Tomei is a natural choice as our 24th Lifetime Skinchievement Award winner! She’s provided us with a lifetime’s worth of thrills thanks to her many roles in both film and television, both clothed and unclothed! From her early nudity in Untamed Heart to her more mature nude roles in The Wrestler and Before the Devil Knows You’re Dead, Marisa has been a sex symbol for generations… and will be for generations to come! Speaking of which, let’s check out Marisa’s always impressive body… of work!
Mr. Skin made some tough decisions at the 24th Annual Anatomy Awards, but now it's time to give power to the peepers in our top categories. Choose your own best of the breast in the Peepers' Choice Awards below.
Here are the best places to see this year's Academy Award Nominated Celebrities Nude!
2023 - Lead Actress Nominees
Andrea Riseborough - To Leslie, see her nude in Love You More
Michelle Williams - The Fabelmans, see her nude in Take This Waltz
Cate Blanchett - Tár, see her nude in Carol
Ana de Armas - Blonde, see her nude in Blonde
Michelle Yeoh - Everything Everywhere All at Once, see her sexy in Tomorrow Never Dies
2023 - Supporting Actress Nominees
Angela Bassett - Black Panther: Wakanda Forever, see her nude in City of Hope
Kerry Condon - The Banshees of Inisherin, see her nude in Ray Donovan
Jamie Lee Curtis - Everything Everywhere All at Once, see her nude in Trading Places
Hong Chau - The Whale, see her sexy in Homecoming
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