Mr. Skin's Top 10 Celeb Nude Shower Scenes

#10: Dina Meyer, Blake Lindsley, Tami-Adrian George, Brooke Morales in Starship Troopers

The coed shower is a sci-fi staple but few films did it as well as Paul Verhoeven in his underrated 1997 flick “Starship Troopers!” Using the scene to dole out crucial character backstories and exposition, Verhoeven makes it all easily digestible by having his cast of young hotties, including Dina Meyer, Blake Lindsley, Tami-Adrian George, and Brooke Morales deliver it all in the nude! In fact, Verhoeven and long time Cinematographer Jost Vacano put the cast at ease during the shower scene by stripping down themselves off camera! Talk about a Utopian society!

#9: Sara Malakul Lane in Jailbait

2014's women in prison flick “Jailbait” may play like a glorified Lifetime movie (a teenager is tried as an adult after murdering her abusive stepfather), but it gives us what no basic cable movie can… tons of nudity! Sensationally stacked leading lady Sara Malakul Lane, who is of British and Thai descent, bares all in this shower brawl 41 minutes in, getting roughed up by several other prisoners for breaking etiquette! Hell, who wouldn’t want to spend 90 days in the hole with Ms. Lane?

#8: Laura Prepon, Taylor Schilling in Orange is the New Black

Perhaps no opening scene in the history of television has set expectations quite as well as one of Netflix’s first big breakout hits, “Orange is the New Black!” As the show opens, series star Taylor Schilling does her best to adjust to life in the big house, in particular navigating the thorny world of prison showers. Thankfully a horny flashback to better times in the shower with her ex Laura Prepon helps her escape her bleak reality for a few moments! Don’t fight the urge to get yourself clean after watching this scene!

#7: Pam Grier in Friday Foster

By the time 1975's “Friday Foster” was released, Pam Grier was already the reigning queen of Blaxploitation, but it’s her steamy solo shower scene in this flick that sets it apart from the rest! 29 minutes in, Pam shows off her heaving hoots while getting clean in the shower, all the time being stalked by a knife wielding Carl Weathers! This combination of sex appeal and danger made Pam’s career what it was and no scene brought the two together better than this one!

#6: Beverly D'Angelo in Vacation

As Ellen Griswold, Beverly D’Angelo is the original MILF of American comedy cinema and her shower scene just 19 minutes into the 1983 comedy classic “National Lampoon’s Vacation!” Chevy Chase pulls a Psycho parody on his on-screen wife and director Harold Ramis outdoes Hitchcock by giving us an incredible look at D’Angelo’s dirigibles, creating an entire generation of MILF loving young men in the process!

#5: Paz Vega in Sex and Lucia

Guys, we’ve all known for years what women use those massaging handheld shower heads for, but we rarely get to see it shown on screen! The explicit 2001 Spanish romance “Sex & Lucia” pulls no punches in its two hour running time, but smack dab in the middle of the flick, leading lady Paz Vega gets an assist from her man in the shower! Pulling back the curtain to see her fully nude, he grabs the shower head and begins, ahem, massaging her with it! Who couldn’t use a helping hand at a time like that?

#4: Linda Blair, Sybil Danning, Jennifer Ashley in Chained Heat

Every single pink in the clink movie has the requisite prison shower scene, but none combine the star power and the sleaze quite like 1983's “Chained Heat!” Ten years removed from the role in “The Exorcist” that made her a star, Linda Blair makes her nude debut in a shower seduction courtesy of softcore legend Sybil Danning, who also reveals her amazing rack! It looks like these ladies aren’t the only ones doing hard time!

#3: Michelle Williams, Sarah Silverman, Jennifer Podemski in Take This Waltz

The critically acclaimed 2011 indie “Take This Waltz” was revelatory in many ways, not least for featuring a phenomenal full frontal nude debut from Sarah Silverman! 41 minutes in, Sarah joins skin veterans Michelle Williams and Jennifer Podemski to show off everything in the communal shower at the gym! While they laugh it up and have a good time, you’ll be having one hell of a good time yourself!

#2: Kaki Hunter, Allene Simmons in Porky's

Perhaps the most famous group shower scene in cinema history, the ladies of 1982's “Porky’s” set the box office on fire while the horny male protagonists peeped on them from behind the wall! Kaki Hunter, Allene Simmons, and a half dozen other nubile nude knockouts show off “so much wool you could knit a sweater!” The movie set the standard for teen sex comedies for decades to come, while this scene established the formula for group shower scenes that’s still used to this very day!

#1: Angie Dickinson, Victoria Lynn Johnson in Dressed to Kill

Director Brian De Palma loves himself a shower scene, but none combine the cultural impact and sheer amount of skin shown like the opening scene of his 1980 psycho-sexual thriller “Dressed to Kill!” Hot off the hugely popular TV series “Police Woman,” Hollywood legend Angie Dickinson plays a horned up housewife who kicks off the film in the shower! De Palma then takes us inside the shower with her as we see that she’s not only showering, but also pleasuring herself! Dickinson got an assist in the close-ups from her body double, 1977 Penthouse Pet of the Year Victoria Lynn Johnson, but leading audiences to believe they were seeing a screen icon get off in the shower is the cheekiest move in De Palma’s entire career! This scene is the undeniable gold standard in nude celeb shower scenes!