With her high-toned Brit accent and the frosty reserve of her beautiful but deliberately placid face, very serious English actress Emma Thompson might come off as a bit of a cold fish. Do not be deceived by outward rectitude. Chill rivers run deep, hot, and tight--just like the crack of this lordly lady's ass. Look and ye shall find Emma's inner skinitude. For starters, reference regal Thompson's scorching screw scene with Jeff Goldblum in The Tall Guy (1990). Look at those leaping lung ornaments! And here is the aforementioned deep, hot, tight ass crack in a close-cropped, split-cheek butt shot. Who could ask for more? Everyone. And a bit more is to be found, particularly in Carrington (1995). Prim and proper Emma plays a painter with an itchy punani.