The Devil's Plaything (1973)

It takes a lot of innovative sensory stimulation to keep an immortal bloodsucker happy. Even the pickiest queen of the eternally undead is sure to get off on the claque of dying-to-please lesbian acolytes who take it upon themselves to maintain her constant state of pseudo survival, as proven in the horror classic The Devil’s Plaything (1973). Way back in a dark and stormy medieval time, the Bavarian Baroness Varga was put to death for having overindulged in her gruesome and lascivious appetites for devouring unspoiled young women. No cap, that's a terrible reason for capital punishment. Luckily the slain demoness’s damned soul is kept alive by a crew of lesbian vampire wannabes who hide out in her ancestral castle basement, and engage in nonstop erotic rites designed to keep hope alive. Theirs is an S&M-tinged version of muff heaven dedicated to the glorification of the dark side. But sooner or later they're going to need to resurrect Baroness Varga into the body of a young woman. Luckily, the lesbian vamp squad has a few new options. There's a pair of gullible young ladies set to inherit the mansion as long as they stay there for a full year, and a brother-sister pairing whose car breaks down in the unluckiest road in Europe. Soon enough, there's all sorts of satanic sex acts happening. But while it's a freaky film, the real reason you want to watch The Devil's Plaything is to play with your thing after seeing all the smoking lesbo vamps! From Anke Syring showing boob and bush after bats tear off her clothes, Ulrike Butz roasting her rack in front of a fire, Flavia Keyt feeling up her funbags on the lawn, the massive mams of blonde bombshell Marie Forsa bouncing while she does a dude in a stable, and the topless twosome of Marie Forsa and Nadia Henkowa making out with each other, these bloodsuckers know how to get our blood pumping! Those sensational Sapphic sex kittens will have you pressing play on The Devil's Plaything!