The First Turn-On! (1983)

New York’s lowbrow Troma Studios provide a typically fearless take on the ’80s teen-sex comedy in The First Turn-On!! (1983). Yes, the title officially contains two exclamation points, and the movie actually contains the first film appearance of Vincent D'Onofrio four years before Full Metal Jacket (1987) would make him a star. Speaking of jacking it, in the film, a cabal of summer camp counselors get trapped in a cave after one of their farts causes an avalanche. For real. Apparently unconcerned with the possibility of suffocating, starving, dying of thirst or any of the myriad of other ways they could die in the cave, they decide since there's nothing to do they should swap stories (which we see acted out) about their prior sexual adventures. Mitch (Michael Sanville) has a story about him and a high class hooker (Lara Grills) with an incredible set. We'd pinch every penny for a chance to squeeze those! Henry (Googy Gress) saves a woman from being assaulted by a bunch of black guys thanks to his ghost costume looking like a KKK robe, and she's so happy she makes him spew as a thank you. Yikes. Annie (Heidi Miller) rails a robber who breaks into her farmhouse, and Danny (John Flood) claims that he got his cherry popped by a Penthouse Playmate. But in a twist, they all admit making up their stories, since they're actually all virgins. But with the end apparently near, they decide they're not going to die that way... There's lots of boobocity from Georgia Harrell, Heidi Miller, Lara Gills, Kristina Marie Wetzel and Donna Winter in the tall tails about first getting tail that these campers make up. Donna Barnes goes the extra few inches and bares bush while fornicating in the middle of the forest, just before a group of hikers stumble upon the surprise of seeing a dude between her thighs! With all those tits, you won't be able to turn off The First Turn-On!!