The Devil's Rejects (2005)

If you couldn’t get enough of Rob Zombie’s House of 1000 Corpses (2003), your prayers were answered with the skintastic sequel The Devil’s Rejects (2005). This time around, the family of cannibalistic killers is back and on the lam — filling the screen with mayhem and mams! For starters, check out ’80s porn icon Ginger Lynn Allen. As the aptly-named Fanny, she shows off her still-stunning T&A in a fantasy scene with clown killer Cutter (Sid Haig). The R rated horror flick also includes Bill Moseley, Danny Trejo, P. J. Soles, and the skimpy skivvies on Priscilla Barnes. In a tense scene, The Three’s Company beauty reluctantly reveals her breast to uninvited guests. Where’s Mr. Roper to eject these evil interlopers when you need him? Meanwhile, Vera-Ellen “Baby” Firefly (Rob’s real-life wife Sheri Moon Zombie) flashes her fabulous ass but lets a body double bare her character’s naked cans. In addition to Candy (Elizabeth Daily) exposing her sweet be-thonged buns, Wendy Banjo (Kate Norby) scrubs up her bare breasticles, bush and bum in the shower. That is, until a bunch of thugs rudely interrupt her. The devil may have rejected these scoundrels, but the Fangoria Chainsaw Awards embraced them with wins for Best Wide-Release Film, Killer Movie, Best Screenplay (Zombie), Best Actor (Haig), Best Supporting Actor (William Forsythe), Best Supporting Actress (Leslie Easterbrook), Best Score (Tyler Bates), and Relationship from Hell (Otis Driftwood and Baby). Yet when it comes to a Relationship from Heaven, we vote for this motion picture and hand lotion!