Club Dread (2004)

Somewhere between the Girls Gone Wild franchise and slasher movies lays the happy medium of Club Dread (2004). The R rated film features Bill Paxton, Kevin Heffernan, Steve Lemme, Paul Soter, Erik Stolhanske, and topless ingénues! From the makers of the crime comedy Super Troopers (2002), this humorous horror flick does its predecessor three times better since the former pic only offered Maria Tornberg’s mams and this movie includes the boobage on Jordan Ladd, Elena Lyons, and Tanja Reichert! Dark-haired Elena and blonde Tanja open things up by opening up one another for a no-holes-barred threesome with some clueless chump. Too bad the ménage à trois prematurely ends in blood. Needless to say, that’s not the bodily fluid we were hoping for. But luckily, Ms. Ladd is around to show off her skintastic gymnastics. The bendable babe bounces her bare breasts while riding a foreign dude in bed. Forget the dismount, we’re into her flexible mounting! If that’s not hot enough, nearly every hottie dons a sexy swimsuit. In other words, what this low-budget movie lacks in money, it makes up for in flesh! For example, check out the cleavage on Lindsay Price thanks to her bikini top. The same can be said of the nipalicious Brittany Daniel, who also struts her stuff in skimpy skivvies. Brit’s clothing may not be there, but audiences will want to be there — right between her lovely loins! Also known as Broken Lizard’s Club Dread, this racy romp will arouse the lizard below your belt!