S.O.B. (1981)

S.O.B. (1981) is another Hollywood satire, but with one difference—or actually two: Julie Andrews's naked boobies! Those hills will have you feeling alive! Julie's longtime husband Blake Edwards wrote and directed this semi-autobiographical story of a director who loses touch with his audience, and decides to make a blockbuster by taking his G-rated, wholesome comedy script and converting it all to an arty musical sex film. Richard Mulligan is Felix Farmer, a down on his luck filmmaker whose last movie just bombed. He's going to kill himself, until he sees a girl's chest bombs and realizes both that there's some stuff he'd like to live for, and that what people really like to look at are large breasts! His wife Sally (Julie Andrews) is the beloved actress he convinces to show her cans in his new flick. From there, things get weird with Felix fighting the studios for film rights, trying to rob them, dying, and his buddies doing all sorts of cadaver based shenanigans. But it's the looks at the movie within the movie, "Night Wind" that really made this one a winner. Yes, in the middle of a song an dance number, Mary Poppins pops out of her top. While not quite in her prime, Julie's jugs are still top notch! That scene made us fap harder than Mr. Von Trap did thinking about his absurdly hot nanny blowing his whistle! But it's not just her. A very young Rosanna Arquette flashes her heavy rack for the first time ever in this one, while Gisele Lindley's heavy hangers make an appearance when she blows bubbles while topless at a party. Marisa Berenson evenshares her chestular wonders while having sex with a crossdresser. Thanks to Julie's jugs, in this case, S.O.B. must stand for sexy old broad!