Joysticks (1983)

Gaming and getting laid might have a pretty adverse relationship these days, but things weren't always that dreary for the swinging dicks who are good on the joysticks. Back in the 80's when Pac-Man Fever was running rampant, Joysticks (1983) offered a video game twist on the classic sex comedy formula. Joe Don Baker is Joe Rutter, a rich man who becomes obsessed with taking down the hugely successful local video arcade, because his daughter (Corinne Bohrer) spends all her time, and all his quarters, hanging out there. The problem is, not only would that take all sorts of money out of the pockets of the arcade owner, Jeff (Scott McGinnis), but that arcade is a beloved hangout for all the nerds, punks, and valley girls of the community. All sorts of sexy hijinks ensue, until everything comes down to a video game faceoff between Jeff and Joe's punk rock gaming mercenary King Vidiot (Jon Gries). One of the first scenes in the movie involve a pair of big breasted bimbos (Kym Malin and Kim G. Michel) who are on a sorority scavenger hunt and have been tasked with taking a photo of a pantsless nerd. The blonde and the brunette flash their pair to the geek, then again as they lose a game of strip gaming. If it meant we could score with some comely coeds like that, we'd practice all day to get the high score! Our nerdy hero finds a friend in Valley girl Corinne Bohrer, whose main distinction here is that she doesn't take her clothes off. She does have a bikini that looks an awful lot like a French maid's outfit, though. If only she'd stop with the Pop-a-Shot and pop that top off! Speaking of Skeeting out of your balls, Lynda Wiesmeier adds so much cleavage that it almost counts as topless, but Erin Halligan shows the real deal. Add to that Morgan Lofting in black lingerie so lewd that'll make sure you don't have a soft thing, and you'll wish you were around back then. A trip to Dave and Busters doesn't let you bust a nut like this arcade does! You'll learn all about the joy of sex from Joysticks!