What they teach young students in Private School (1983) is how to ogle naked breasts or how to try anything to get laid. Hey, boarding school doesn't sound too bad. Hitting the books and cracking open their school uniforms are Phoebe Cates, who shows her Cates in a see-through negligee and flashes her young rump, and Betsy Russell, who rides a horse topless, adding some bounce to the movie. But they're just the tit of this iceberg. Brinke Stevens and Lynda Wiesmeier take care of the obligatory shower scene, while Julie Payne and Kari Lizer pop their cheerleader tops for some unexpected pom-pom cheers. This private school even flashes some pubic hair, which gives it an A-plus for Mr. Skin's oral report.