Deep Throat (1972)

The mother (perhaps grandmother these days) of all porno flicks, Deep Throat (1972) made X-rated star Linda Lovelace a household name and eventual biopic subject, while reportedly earning box office grosses in excess of $600 MILLION! Plus, there's that whole, weird Watergate thing that made sure, thanks to tricky Dick, nobody would ever forget the famous fornication flick. Though the stars are pallid and hairy by today's standards, and to our knowledge, the female protagonists of most modern porn don't smoke during cunnilingus, there is a certain naïve glee to Linda's performance. Her character's big issue is that she can't have the big O! She tries sex parties, self love, and all sorts of stuff until her gynecologist (Harry Reems) discovers that her clitoris does not exist inside her bearded clam like it ought to, but deep in the depths of her gullet. Thus, setting off the titular deepthroating debauchery. From the doctor repeatedly boning his very young nurse (Carol Connors) to the fact that this one ends with a marriage, it will constantly be clear that this is a film from a different time. But in terms of getting it up, the flick definitely still holds up! Linda looked lovely letting the hung like a rhino gyno play with all her holes, though it's Dolly Sharp who sucks on the doc's dick like she's been poisoned and his peen holds the antidote, before pulling out a titty and rubbing it on his junk. Hello Dolly! But the most magnificent stuff comes from the naughty nurse, played by Carol Connors. Whether it's letting the gyno eat her out as she speaks into a microphone or taking it from behind, Carol's constantly providing us with 40 CC's of erotic entertainment! Budgets might go up and bushes might get waxed, but all these years later when it comes to dirty movies, Deep Throat is still the GOAT!