Cave Girl (1985)

Cave Girl (1985) is just your average love story about a nerdy boy from the 1980s who falls for a girl from one million years BC. You know: Boy meets Cave Girl, Boy loses Cave Girl, Boy gets Cave Girl back. Or does he? The action kicks off when Rex (Daniel Roebuck) is separated from his class during a field trip to examine cave paintings. When he stumbles through a time portal, the awkward high schooler finds himself in the prehistoric era where he encounters Eba (Cynthia Thompson). As you can guess, this Stone Age chick makes him rock hard. We feel the same every time the blonde beauty displays her naked T&A! If that’s not promising enough, another cave babe named Aka (Cynthia Rullo) develops a crush on Rex. As such, she keeps following him around and flashing her rack for him even though he only has eyes (and another part of his anatomy) for Elba. Needless to say, Rex must decide whether he should find his way back home or stay where he has a chance with a girl, despite the fact that she is a Neanderthal. Under the direction of David Oliver, the teen sex comedy includes Stacey Q, Saba Moor-Doucette, and the fab figures on Jasae, Michelle Bauer and Susanne Mierisch. During a locker room scene, these topless school girls don nothing but bikini bottoms. Now, that’s what Mr. Skin calls an awesome student body! Indeed, the bevy of bare breasts prove Cave Girl will make you Grow-Magnon!