Cashback (2006)

Cashback (2006) started life as a 2005 Oscar nominated "Best Short Film" about a supermarket clerk named Ben Willis (Sean Biggerstaff) who could freeze time. Being a young man after Mr Skin's heart, he would then undress the supermarket's female customers wherever they stood—giving the viewer a Biggerstaff of his own! When it was extended to feature length, the lucky clerk got a sad backstory and a coworker crush to lust after. Essentially, Ben is an art student who was dumped by his girlfriend and suffered from insomnia. Thanks to seeing the absurdly hot Hayley-Marie Coppin get out of a shower and walk past him completely naked, very comfortably flashing back burger as she walked up the stairs when he was just a kid, he's become obsessed with the female form. So, once he starts stopping time, he uses his new skill to freeze the hottest shoppers, strip them down and draw them naked. When it comes to female nudity, Cashback is an all-out jackpot, since this supermarket just to happens to have the hottest women ever, shopping there on the daily. In one montage alone, we see Ben sketch legendary "Page 3" girl Keeley Hazell's huge tits, the woman on the poster Irene Bagach's perky funbags, British Glamour model Nadia Alkhasabab's boobs and bush, and Christine Fuller's rack. Those top notch racks will stop you dead in your tracks! Is this a supermodel supermarket or something? If you think the undress after freezey is too sleazy, Janine-May Tinsley flashes as a very willing to take her top off stripper, while Bianca Drakes strips down with some pasties on a few scenes later. But, since this is a romantic comedy, after all, our boy Ben has to pine after, but never strip, Emilia Fox's character Sharon. All we get from her is a pink bra scene. If only for the nudity, Cashback is worth every penny!