Love Actually... Sucks! (2012)

Controversial Hong Kong director Scud once again pushes the limits with his exploration of sex, lust and love called Love Actually... Sucks! (2011). A sort of spoof of Love Actually (2003), in the Hong Kong flick six real-life court cases come to the screen, in the form of a series of doomed romance vignettes. There is the story of sinful siblings being caught by their mother, two girls who get really into roleplaying in the bedroom, a portrait painter who falls for his male model, a dance teacher who is extra hands-on with a student, and a love triangle with an ending that’s anything but fairytale. It might not seem like a huge deal these days, but all those plotlines were highly controversial in Hong Kong at the time. Love might suck, but so does Linda So! Like, she actually sucks it! See, at one point in the movie Miss So gives an explicit and unsimulated knob job to her lucky costar. The scene is so, so good! We'll go act in Hong Kong if it means elite ass like that slurping down our dong! But that's not all. Linda shows all three B's in every carnal position as she makes love to him a bit later. We bet he wishes they did the real thing, especially after Linda had already slobbered all over his dingaling! Beyond Miss So, there's a sure to please your wang look at Celia Chang in the buff, but the shower's glass curtain obscures the view, and a look at Sherry Li's boobs when she takes off her bra before doing her man. We sure love all the hot bodies in Love Actually...Sucks!