Buttery British crumpet Keeley Hazell is a natural beauty. Natural golden brown hair with a natural wave. Naturally pillowy and full lips. A naturally soft, girlish, flirtatious voice. And, most notable of all, absolutely natural, rotund, bouncy, heaving, kneadable 32E breasts. That’s 32E. As in “egads!” Best known as a Page 3 girl in her native England, hooteriffic Hazell and her superstacked rack regularly appear in between the soon-to-be-sticky pages of “lad mags”. Her debut screen perv-formance was in Cashback (2006). She was credited as Naked Girl, and she did not disappoint in the role. Later that year, Keeley appeared naked onscreen again when a sex tape depicting her and a lucky male partner in various compromising positions was leaked to the public. Mr Skin has his fingers crossed for a Keeley rack redux in future projects. That’ll cause some leaking of the pubic variety.