19th Annual Nude Anatomy Awards!

Best TV Show
The Deuce

When rumors first began swirling about an HBO series set in the seedy world of late 70s Times Square, we thought it was too good to be true. Thankfully The Deuce lived up to expectations and then some, featuring at least two nude scenes in every single episode of the first season! With beauties like Maggie Gyllenhaal, Emily Meade, Margarita Levieva, Olivia Luccardi, and more, The Deuce was second to none!

Best Celebrity Nude Debut
Alison Brie in GLOW

Alison Brie in a Netflix series about the Gorgeous Ladies Of Wrestling? From the moment we found out, we've been hoping for the best, and Alison hit it out of the park! In the debut episode, she stripped down to bare boobs and buns in the locker room, and it only got better from there! No wonder Alison's nude debut got such GLOWing reviews!

Best Full Frontal
Christina Ricci in Z: The Beginning of Everything

Amazon has always been a great home for great nudity, and this year they outdid themselves with Christina Ricci's phenomenal full frontal in Z: The Beginning of Everything. Conveying Zelda Fitzgerald's wild child nature required Ms. Ricci to bare her beautiful body, and she did so spectacularly! That'll make you wanna J your Gatsby!

Best Butt
Keri Russell in The Americans

When considering the criteria for Best Butt, you always have to go with the diamond standard! Keri Russell's felicitous fanny is a thing of perfectly constructed beauty, making a gorgeous diamond gap between her thighs! Keri proves that she can do side bends and sit-ups, but she will not lose that butt!

Best Breasts
Emily Meade in The Deuce

It takes a truly spec-rack-ular pair of breasts to top this list in any given year, but Emily Meade's multiple topless scenes on HBO's The Deuce set a standard few could match! Her perky pair is sure to keep you coming back for repeat spewings!

Best Lesbian Scene
Charlize Theron + Sofia Boutella in Atomic Blonde

The badass action flick Atomic Blonde was awesome for many reasons, but for us, the real action happens when Charlize Theron and Sofia Boutella lock lips! This was Sofia's nude debut and Charlize's fourteenth time going nude, and they make for a passionate pair as they go topless and tongue kiss! These Atomic babes will turn your little boy into a fat man!

Best Shower Scene
Nicole Kidman in Big Little Lies

Nicole Kidman came back with a vengeance this year, doing a number of nude scenes, none better than this steamy shower scene on Big Little Lies! We get a nice look at Nic's knockers, as well as some seat meat when hubby Alexander Skarsgard starts going down on her!

Best Masturbation
Karley Sciortino in Easy

Blonde bombshell and sex positive blogger Karley Sciortino made a big splash on the second season of Netflix's Easy. Her mutual masturbation scene while wearing a fur coat was an explicit and amazing introduction to this lovely lady, and it's gonna be hard to rub her out of our minds!

Best Money Shot
Issa Rae in Insecure

Over the course of two seasons, Issa Rae's HBO series Insecure has explored some explicit territory, but none more so that the money shot the star takes to the face in season two, episode six. It's not easy making a money shot funny, but when Issa takes one for the team, you can't help but crack up!

Best Nude Modeling
Emilia Clarke in Voice from the Stone

The artfully shot film Voice from the Stone gave us an amazing nude scene from Emilia Clarke! Probably the best lit and most artistic nude scene of her career, this scene shows Emilia in a whole new light, and we're loving it!

Best BBW
Bridget Everett in Love You More

Comedian Bridget Everett is that perfect mix of funny and sexy, and for guys that like big breasted women, she's a godsend! At the climax of her Amazon pilot Love You More, Bridget sings the song "Titties" from her stand-up days, culminating in her revealing her absolutely astounding breasts for the world to see!

Best Hourglass Figure
Lily James in The Exception

In days of yore, women were celebrated for having an hourglass figure, and we're keeping that grand tradition alive. After a career spent in corsets and gowns, we had no idea Lily James was hiding one! Stripping nude for The Exception, Lily showed off a perfectly symmetrical hourglass figure with an amazing rack, and hips that literally just won't quit!

Most Niptastic Nips
Louisa Krause in The Girlfriend Experience

(Read with a terrible Jack Kennedy impression) Once in a generation, a pair of nips comes along that is so niptastic, it inspires the people of this country to unite in solidarity behind a single statement: Louisa Krause has some of the most niptastic nips I have ever laid eyes on. And, er uh, that's really saying something.

Best Doggystyle Sex
Frankie Shaw in SMILF

Frankie Shaw's Boston-set series SMILF was a frank and often explicit view of the sex life of a single mom! While there were a number of great scenes on the series, nothing beat the doggystyle sex scene in her bathroom that looked convincingly real! Frankie says relax... when you wanna cum!

Best Lip-Slip
Bethenny Frankel in The Real Housewives of New York City

Never one to be overly concerned with covering up, Real Housewife Bethenny Frankel piqued our interest in this season thanks to her lip slipping antics! While strolling outside in a tiny nightie, Bethenny gives us a peek at her lower lippage! Thanks for showing some Skinny, girl!

Best Banana Boobs
Michelle Dockery in Godless

Not one to be outdone by her Downton Abbey co-star Lily James, Michelle Dockery made her nude debut on Netflix's Godless, baring her beautiful banana boobs! I guess you could say her breasts are quite a-peel-ing!

Most Spectacular Speculum Scene
Marine Vacth in The Double Lover

Ever wonder what it's like to conduct a gynecological exam? Well, have I got the movie for you! The French flick The Double Lover shocked audiences worldwide when it opened with an up close and personal look at star Marine Vacth! O(bgyn)MG!

Best Marty Feldman Nips
Victoria Gomez in Peelers

The late, great comedic actor Marty Feldman's signature trait was his eyes that pointed in different directions! We were instantly reminded of him when we saw Victoria Gomez's nips in the Canadian horror film Peelers! Those nips are beautifully abby normal!

Best Sex With a Eunuch
Nathalie Emmanuel in Game of Thrones

Honestly, Nathalie Emmanuel could have taken best breasts or best butt or best anything at all, really. But when you have sex with a eunuch, that's pretty groundbreaking stuff. It puts you in a class by yourself, one worthy of an award that's named for that very specific act.

Best Nude Daughter of Famous Father
Francesca Eastwood in M.F.A.

Clint's not gonna be happy about this one! Dirty Harry's daughter Francesca Eastwood certainly made our day when she doffed her duds for the artsy flick M.F.A.! This knockout nude debut is sure to leave your punk feeling might lucky!

Best Accidental Cheek Peek
Katy Perry in Witness World Wide

Katy Perry was careful to keep herself covered up on her web series Witness World Wide. However, we were treated to an amazing accidental cheek peek while she was getting a massage! The towel doesn't shift the way Katy thinks it's going to, and we get a brief look at her beautiful buns!

Best Vag-cuum
Yetide Badaki in American Gods

There are literally millions of ways to die, but before this Spring, we never thought that being sucked inside a woman's vagina was on the table! Thankfully Yetide Badaki kicked off the first season of American Gods by introducing us to her vag-cuum, hoovering up Bill Murray's brother Joel into her box after sex! Well, he did say he was dying to get back inside her!

Best Naked Teeter Totter
Hayley Kiyoko + Tru Collins in Insecure

Like days spent on the playground in your youth, the naked teeter totter is probably the best possible adult upgrade! Hayley Kiyoko and Tru Collins demonstrate the maneuver on HBO's Insecure, giving us a hint of nostalgia along with some amazing nudity! Don't be surprised to find your hand going up and down too!

Best Butt Munch
Betsey Brown in Assholes

It's difficult not to award a film titled Assholes with some type of butt-related award. Like a live-action Team America: World Police, this film featured nearly every sex act imaginable in a span of several minutes, the most impressive being this double butt munch maneuver we just had to name an award after!

Best Webcam Sex
Alia Shawkat + Amy Landecker in Transparent

Arrested Development star Alia Shawkat made her topless debut on this season of Transparent, and it was a web sensation—in more ways than one! Alia gets herself off on a webcam while Amy Landecker gets banged by hubby Rob Huebel in a 21st century threeway that's sure to have you scanning your hard drive!

Best See-Through Bra
Demi Moore in Blind

Twenty some years after Striptease, Demi Moore reminded us what a great pair of breasts she's got by showing them off in a see-through bra in the film Blind! Just be careful not to stare too long... You might go Blind!

Best Queef
Momona Komagata in Peelers

The Canadian horror flick Peelers has a pretty wicked sense of humor, as proven by this scene featuring the queef-tastic talents of Momona Komagata! Momona demonstrates her gift onstage while her onlookers cheer... except for that old farm hand and his wife. What are they even doing in a strip club?

Most Nude People in One Scene
Various in Space Babes From Outer Space

The sci-fi spoof Space Babes from Outer Space was trying to land in the record books by featuring nine topless ladies in one shot, and they pulled it off! It's like there's something here for everyone's taste, making this is one naughty nonet!

Best Backburger
Victoria De Mare in Dracula in a Women's Prison

Backburger is becoming a rare commodity in this day and age, what with all the patches and digital erasing techniques available. Thankfully, the mouth watering cuisine can still be enjoyed thanks to the lovely Victoria DeMare, who checks in for Dracula in a Women's Prison, and shows off her bush from behind!

Best Acracknophobia
Natasha Romanova in Most Beautiful Island

You've heard of arachnophobia... Well, this is basically that except that it's a fear of spiders placed in close proximity to a woman's ass crack! It's a condition we only recently uncovered thanks to the wonderful work by Natasha Romanova in the film Most Beautiful Island.

Most Shocking Nudity
Amy Schumer in Snatched

Most of us thought that when Amy Schumer skipped nudity in her starring debut Trainwreck, that she probably wouldn't go nude. Then she popped out her right breast for a laugh in this year's Snatched, and we were reminded of why we fell for this funny lady in the first place!

Best Monster Muff
Clare O'Kane in Budding Prospects

The Amazon pilot Budding Prospects is set in the early 80s, and the lovely Clare O'Kane is equipped for such a period piece! Clare dares to bare her hairy muff while answering the door and then walking around bottomless! Looks like her prospects aren't the only thing budding!

Best Milk & Nookie
Eugenia Kuzmina in Tour De Pharmacy

What goes better with a glass of milk than a little nookie? Moscow native Eugenia Kuzmina knows this better than anyone, as she goes topless while her man goes down on her in a fake commercial within this fake documentary! That's enough to make both your heads spin!

Best Carpet Matches The Drapes
India Menuez in I Love Dick

The first season of Amazon's I Love Dick was a treasure trove of great nude scenes, none better than au naturel beauty India Menuez! India is accosted while filming a web show, but not before giving us a look at her matching hairdos! Thanks for the view, India!

Best Documentary
Lady Gaga in Gaga: Five Foot Two

Documentaries don't typically contain a lot skin, but Lady Gaga is far from typical! On her Netflix doc Gaga: Five Foot Two, the diminutive star held nothing back, going topless while talking with friends on the lawn! You can't help but go Gaga over this Lady!

Best Web Series
Lisa Ebersole in 37 Problems

Lisa Ebersole's web series 37 Problems took us by surprise by showing the star of the show fully nude in the opening minutes! Needless to say, that's a tough act to follow. Add co-star Stephanie Sanditz's enormous breasts to the equation and you've got the best web series of the year by a mile!

Best Talk Show Nudity
Stella Lofgren in "I Love You, America"

Leave it to Sarah Silverman to give us a talk show with nudity! On the funny lady's new series I Love You, America, she takes advantage of being on Hulu by introducing Stella Lofgren as a nude audience member! Baring her natural boobs and bush, Stella makes this a talk show worth tuning in for!

Best Monster/Human Sex
Ruth Ramos in The Untamed

To those of you that doubted tentacle porn was a thing, may I present Exhibit A in the crumbling of your argument! Ruth Ramos went the extra mile in the horror film The Untamed, taking sex with a monster to new places, even in a year where The Shape of Water is nominated for 13 Oscars. We give this scene 8 Tentacles Up!

Best Barbie Doll Nudity
Michalina Olszanska + Marta Mazurek in The Lure

Fetishists and regular skin fans alike can unite behind this one! Playing mermaids in the Polish musical horror comedy The Lure, Michalina Olszanska and Marta Mazurek got the Barbie doll treatment by smoothing over their genitalia! It's weird, it's kinky, and I frankly don't want to know if it turns you on or not!

Best Low Blow
Catherine Chen in Snowfall

The new FX series Snowfall got awfully explicit in its debut episode, and we couldn't be happier! Despite being on basic cable, we got a great scene where Catherine Chen bends down to blow some coke up a dude's ass with a straw! Talk about a low blow!

Breast Picture
Below Her Mouth

In a year with so many great movies with nudity like The Little Hours, Fifty Shades Darker, and Tulip Fever, one stood out for featuring some of the hottest lesbian sex scenes in a mainstream film... Below Her Mouth! Stars Natalie Krill and Erika Linder bared it all as they explored the lust-filled desires of Krill's lonely housewife! Below Her Mouth will have you reaching below your waistband!

Lifetime Skinchievement
Madonna

The sexual icon of a generation, The Material Girl herself, Madonna, is the tremendously deserving recipient of this year's Lifetime Skinchievement Award. 33 years after her nude debut, and 25 years after her steamy turn in Body of Evidence, Madonna continues to be a formative part of many sexual awakenings. As she taught us all, nudity will always be in Vogue!