The Lost Empire (1985)

We’re glad we found The Lost Empire (1984)! The eighties flick is a mishmash of styles where fantasy and kung fu meet James Bond — the twist being the heroes are all stacked sweeties who flash ass almost as much as they kick it. Needless to say, when they shake their martinis, we get stirred up! Thanks to a script by director Jim Wynorski (who wrote for Roger Corman movies), fans encounter the heavenly Angel Wolfe (Melanie Vincz). After her police officer brother (Bill Thornbury) is nearly killed by a ninja hit squad, this Dirty Harriet seeks revenge from the crime lord Dr. Sin Do (Angus Scrimm). Although Melanie never gets naked on screen, she does strut her stuff in a skintight white T-shirt. The lovely leading lady also touts her bra-clad mams. Breast of all, she recruits Whitestar (Raven De La Croix) and Heather McClure (Angela Aames) — both of whom are ready, willing and able to expose their top-heavy talents! If that’s not titillating enough, Ms. McClure shows off her McCaboose. The film also includes Blackie Dammett, Linda Shayne, Robert Tessier, and the nude boobs on porn star Tracey Adams! As a ravishing recruit, the busty blonde has us signing up to join in on the fun. Plus, the nips on kinky Whiplash (Angelique Prettyjohn) keep popping out of her leather bikini. Lastly, the peaks on a prison referee (Anne Gaybis) are also on hand to ensure you’ll be using your hands. In other words, you’ve reached The Lust Empire!