There's something to be said about doing things the classy way. The theory of top-shelf sex appeal can be summed up in four words or less, depending on who's doing the spelling: Raven De La Croix. Incredibly fantastic is an understatement when applied to her under-wire-defying, miraculously buoyant tits. Take a look at Russ Meyer's Up! (1976). Raven's bra busters are each bigger than a hog's head. They are impossible to look at without mentally hearing the sound of snuffling. Who would not give up their place in the manor to root and slobber between those two cushiony boulders of earthy nirvana? And with the face, pelvis, legs, and backside to match, Raven De La Croix is one of the most stacked classy chassis in history.
Jokes My Folks Never Told Me (1977) - as Bride