Sirens (1994)

Sirens (1994) is calling you! Shot in New South Wales, the erotic biopic features Sam Neill as real-life artist Norman Lindsay and Hugh Grant as the British cleric sent to curb the carnal course of the canvas-stretching provocateur. Norman is working on a portrait series of sirens (the mythical hotties who lured sailors to a watery grave with their alluring song). As such, we get to see the lovely lungs on Pamela Rabe, Elle MacPherson, Kate Fischer, and Portia de Rossi as they pose naked for a painting. The latter three also pop up without their tops in a dream wherein they feel up Tara Fitzgerald floating in the water in a drenched nightgown. Nice breaststroke! Tara’s breasticles and bush are on view when she appears nude in church during a nightmarish fantasy. If that’s not erotic enough, Ms. MacPherson and Ms. Fischer bare their three Bs while wading in the lake. Needless to say, there’s a warning of water snakes! In another scene, Elle goes full frontal yet again when she stands like a statue. Now, that’s an image to re‘mam’ber! Mark Gerber also strikes a pose in his birthday suit but Mr. Skin recommends the bit when Mr. Gerber masturbates as Tara watches. That way everybody has a good time. No wonder why the Seattle Post-Intelligencer placed the R-rated film on its Top 10 list. We’re with the Tulsa World newspaper which called the film a great ‘sleeper’ since we’d love to sleep with any of this flick’s sexy chicks!