Sam Neill plays the real-life artist Norman Lindsay in Sirens (1994). Hugh Grant is the uptight cleric sent to curb the carnal course of this canvas-stretching provocateur. He's working on a portrait of the sirens, mythical hotties who lured sailors to a watery grave with their alluring song. Portia de Rossi, Pamela Rabe, Elle MacPherson, and Kate Fischer play the sirens in all their full-frontal glory. Tara Fitzgerald plays Grant's wife. She's on a sexual awakening that tastes equally from man-meat and the fairer sex. On the male side, Mark Gerber is seen completely naked, including all his meat and potatoes as he poses. But Mr Skin recommends viewing this movie à la Gerber in the scene in which he masturbates as Tara watches. That way everybody has a good time.