Rob Morrow and Johnny Depp are horny boys trolling for trollops at the Private Resort (1985) they're working at during the summer. This comedy gets some good yuks from Andrew Dice Clay, but the real attraction is the acres of bikini-clad cuties. There are even a few hotties that forget about their bathing suits, preferring the tighter fit of their birthday suits. Hilary Shepard plays a religious nut who prays naked to a bearded-cult-leader painting on her wall. She doesn't show her bearded clam but everything else, which is a lot of what Mr. Skin likes to call the moist. And Leslie Easterbrook is seen stripping from the rear--and what a rear it is!--before putting on a see-through nightie and catching Depp in her closet. With all that hot ass around, it's really time he got out of the closet.