NYPD Blue (1993-2004)

Before The Wire, The Shield, Justified, or whatever other gritty cop drama you can think of, there was NYPD Blue. A barrier breaking breakout hit for ABC, it was the first network program to shatter the skin barrier, and once viewers got a taste of all that fine flesh they could touch themselves to, there was no going back to the days of Touched by an Angel. Known for its realism and true to life feel, the show followed the homophobic, bigoted, recovering alcoholic cop Andy Sipowicz (Dennis Franz) and his partner John Kelly (David Caruso) as they dealt with all sorts of bad dudes from the big apple, including some mob bosses. But it's not just a show about solving crimes. We also get to see the officer's personal lives, which tend to involve a lot of extramarital affairs. Like we said, it was realistic. Caruso famously left the show, which led to Jimmy Smits, Rick Schroder, and Mark-Paul Gosselaar assuming the sidekick position at various points over the course of the show's twelve seasons. While the cast changed a lot, the hottie quota stayed the same with each passing season, since every peace officer in this downtown precinct gets a piece. No matter how homely the guy on the job is, there’s always a comely beauty such as Kim Delaney, Sharon Lawrence, or Andrea Thompson to give them a blowjob. We guess NYP has girls craving your D! For whatever reason, the show tended to hide boobs but show clear buns, like the rump of Kim Delaney, which had us hard and veiny. And that doesn’t even take into account the slew of spew-worthy guest appearances from sweet tarts such as porn star Ginger Lynn Allen, Mark Paul's fellow Saved By the Bell Star Elizabeth Berkley, future Will & Grace star Debra Messing, and A Different World star Jasmine Guy. The infamous "Nude Awakening" nude scene featuring Charlotte Ross even got ABC slapped with a $1.4 million dollar fine from the FCC. Yes, there are a thousand stories in the naked city, and they are all exposed on NYPD Blue!