“If I’m here, and you’re here . . . doesn’t that make it our time?” So says Sean Penn as surfer dude and perennial burn-out Jeff Spicoli in the teen classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High (1982), and our time is well spent thanks to this perfect mix of tits, zits, and bong hits. Sight gags, soon-to-be-stars, deep-throated carrots, nubile nudity, and the immortal Ray Walston as Mr. Hand all blend into one gut-busting student-body bouillabaisse. Freshmeat Jennifer Jason Leigh serves up sweet stuff while losing her cherry to a stereo salesman in a little-league dugout. Her first time may be lacking for romance, but she gets a few more cracks at the perfect tryst. A later cabana-room canoodling with ticket-scalping slickster Robert Romanus provides us with a perusal of Jen’s Botticelli-worthy boobage. And that's not even the movie's best nude scene!