Vice Academy (1988)

USA Network's first foray into late night films, Vice Academy (1988) was such a hit that it spawned a six flick franchise. Originally intended as a parody of Charlie's Angels and the Police Academy (1988) franchise, the movie tells the story of a bunch of female cadets training to join the Hollywood vice squad. The squad's rule is that you can't join the force until you've made ten arrests. That's easier said than done, but when our gang hears about a porno director using underage girls and a high class prostitution ring, they see an opportunity to use their banging bods and huge titties to take out some criminals and hit their quotas. From there, it's all hijinks, hard dinks, and busty blondes busting bad guys! We'd never defund police with funbags like the ones on these carnal cops! Porn star Ginger Lynn Allen, in her first mainstream skin flick, is a bit of a disappointment. While seeing her ass in a thong when someone rips off her graduation robes is appointment viewing, we were hoping for a bit more. No such issues from scream queen Linnea Quigley. Linnea's large breasts make an appearance as she handcuffs a man to the bed and goes for a ride on top of him. Buy her a donut and watch her go nuts! But if you're looking for a brunette to mix things up, have a look at Karen Russell as she shows the class that the best way to distract a gun wielding man is to pull down her shirt and show her chest cannons. A bit later, she takes it out of the classroom and uses that technique in the streets. We'd love to see her use it in the sheets! We'd call the cops on ourselves if the real ladies of Vice had bodies as nice as the ladies in Vice Academy!