The Substance (2024)

Famous fitness guru Elizabeth Sparkle (Demi Moore) is unceremoniously fired from her job as the host of a popular morning exercise show to make way for someone younger and hotter. Looking for a way to stay relevant in an industry that doesn’t value women of a certain age (while being run by old, gross shrimp slurpers like Dennis Quaid’s Harvey), she turns to a black market “substance” that splits herself into the youthful, tight-physiqued Sue (Margaret Qualley) every other week. However, eventually both ladies begin to resent the strict time-share-like arrangement and devolve into bodily abuse despite being the same person. Speaking of bodies, both of these brunette beauties go above and beyond when it comes to putting the “body” in body horror. Demi and Margaret deliver all three Bs before the 30-minute mark and continue to show skin several times within the film’s two-hour-and-twenty-one-minute run time, though Margaret admitted she is sporting a hefty set of prosthetic mams in order to give Sue more Demi-like proportions. Still, both ladies’ amazing and unapologetic nudity will have you emitting a milky-white substance of your own!