Tom Cruise has a head for Risky Business (1983), and his mission statement is "What the fuck." Following that bit of advice sends him off on a wild weekend home alone, drinking, wrecking dad's Porsche, and ordering the high-priced whore Rebecca De Mornay. After a skinful night with the raunchy Rebecca, Cruise finds himself in a pickle thanks to dipping his pickle in something he can't pay for. What follows is the cream of the teen sex comedies of the '80s, which ends with Cruise pimping Rebecca's stable to his horny schoolmates. This classic made dancing in your underwear cool but, even better, exposed the titanic talents of Rebecca and Francine Locke in a fantasy shower scene. The only risk in this business is soiling your pants.