1984 (1984)

While George Orwell's novel was written in 1949, in 1984 some movie makers realized that it'd be a pretty cool marketing tactic to make a film adaptation of 1984 the book, in 1984 the year. Thus, despite 80's filmgoers rocking big hair and neon colors in real life, they created the silver tinted dystopian drama 1984 (1984). If you skipped this one in high school, the movie's about a fascist led version of London where the "Thought Police" make sure everyone's supporting Oceania's war efforts and the nation's leader: a mysterious Oz-like, unseen entity known only as Big Brother. But the boring, Ministry of Truth office worker Winston Smith (John Hurt) isn't content with that life. He wants to eat illegal food, think whatever he wants to think, and rail his crush Julia (Suzanna Hamilton) in the middle of the afternoon. Who wouldn't? Big Brother's not having that though, and soon enough our free thinking hero is in big trouble. Can he hold strong in the face of constant oppression or is he doomed to become a mindless drone working for the state? We'd put in work doing whatever big bro wanted if it meant getting the Oceania bucks to pay for a few nights with Shirley Stelfox's hooker character. At one point, she pulls up her skirt and shows some bush, though her thighs are covered in bruises. We'd happily surveil for a piece of that tail! A little mass surveillance for some hot piece of ass payments! But the doubles you'll be double-thinking about all night belong to Suzanna Hamilton. The gorgeous, slim British actress shows all three B's throughout this celluloid tinted flick, both while boning Winston and walking around his apartment naked. Big Brother is always watching, especially when there's a big set of titties to look at!