Who knew post-WWI Europe was so sexy? The makers of Aphrodite (1982), that’s who. That’s when this French softcore piece of erotica is set, and when Mr. Skin says piece I mean Valérie Kaprisky in one of her earliest skin flashes onscreen. Americans didn’t get a chance to lose their breath to this sexy lady until she made Richard Gere seem macho in Breathless (1983), but this was first and better. Why? Because Valérie is completely and utterly nude, from the top of her tits to the bottom of her bottom, with ample stops at her pubes for good measure—and, oh, you’ll measure up. Catherine Jourdan adds some full-frontal nudity to keep things interesting in your pants.