War is hell, so the movies tell us, and The Raggedy Rawney (1988) illustrates just what ravages consume those touched by this ultimate violent conflict. Our hero goes AWOL from his troop and, well, does what any soldier on liberty would do. He dolls himself up like a girl in a dress and makeup and is taken in by a band of gypsies. OK, that may not be the typical behavior of a pent-up horny GI Joe, but our man isn’t gay, he's just confused. He’s helped out of his dress, though, by the alluring Zoe Nathenson, who takes a lusty liking for our raggedy Rawney. It may be unsettling to watch two girls make out when one of them is a man, but the great thing about their love scene is that Zoe’s breasts are real.