Goldie Hawn takes over coaching responsibilities for the local high-school team in the comedy Wildcats (1986), and with that tight end she’s definitely qualified. But it’s her tiny goals that get audiences' pigskins popping. You've got to give her the extra point for submerging those gridiron maidens and letting the world see what a small wonder Goldie really is. It’s just that kind of motivation that's sure to propel the adolescent boys on her team to make great strides; whether on the field or off, though, is the question. Not that it matters. With Goldie’s equipment showing, the Wildcats will be purring and lapping it up.