No one in Davenport, Iowa, would have ever guessed that homespun hero Linnea Quigley, their little innocent towheaded sweetheart, would grow up to be the queen of the scream queens. Besides a few mainstream roles in Cheech & Chong flicks and Play it to the Bone (1999), in which she played an Overdosed Hooker, Linnea has stuck to the B-movie/horror genre, and with much success. She nearly owns it. Linnea is quite adept at portraying hot chicks who get naked and then quickly die, which is more or less what you have to do to succeed in that field. Perhaps this is the origin of the expression "Dying to succeed." (Sadly, this scenario cuts her onscreen skin time short, but short skin time is better than no skin time . . . so no bitching!) Linnea has wrangled everything from the living dead and imps hidden in bowling trophies to Freddy Krueger, and, although she usually loses the battle, she also loses her clothes, too, which makes it all worthwhile. From her legendary, fully nude striptease as horny punkette Trash in Return of the Living Dead (1985) to . . . well, to damn near everything she's been in, Linnea's lovelies are on the loose! She's been in over sixty productions since the late '70s and doesn't show any signs of slowing down in spite of the fact that her hella hooters are well into their forties--that's years, not inches. And they still look great in every possible way, in every possible light, from every possible angle that Linnea's willing to show them in. As well she should be. Breasts like that don't come around every day. She should be proud . . . surely her plastic surgeon is. However she got that bod, Mr. Skin bows down to the queen. We're not worthy!
Scream Queen Hot Tub Party (1991) - as Samantha
Virgin High (1990) - as Kathleen
Young Warriors (1983) - as Ginger