There's Nothing Out There (1992)

There's Nothing Out There (1991) out screams Scream (1996) by doing the whole meta, post-modern horror movie thing half a decade before Wes Craven's masterpiece. Taking a stab at satirizing monster movies, not slashers, seven teenagers go for a weekend in a spooky isolated cabin only to be attacked by a giant green creature. There are three couples, and Mike (Craig Peck), the lone, geeky seventh wheel who has seen every horror movie ever made, and recognizes the signs of imminent danger where his horny, paired up buddies don't. It turns out there is something out there: a horny, violent, but not-too-bright monster who wants to eat the men and have sex with the women. With that killer on the loose, the only thing that can save these dopes is the horror nerd with the encyclopedic knowledge of that genre's tropes. It's cool to mock those movies, but our cock wouldn't forgive debut director Rolfe Kanefsky if he didn't include some skin scenes, like they always do. Wendy Bednarz takes off her top thrice--once for each of her tiny tits and one bonus shot for our boner. There's a sex scene, a skinny dipping scene, and a scene where the thin blonde backs naked into a shower, but the steam obscures the view. Bonnie Bowers bares buns and boobs in a nearly bed-breaking bootie boogie-woogie. To keep interest peaked, she spends the majority of the movie in a bikini. Some extras skinny dip topless in the lake, too. But the oddest bod shot comes when Claudia Flores is attacked by the evil creature, who manages to tear her shirt open before being attacked from behind. All these women have something up there, and you'll be happy to see it!