The Brutalist (2024)

One of the most acclaimed films of the decade, Brady Corbet's The Brutalist (2024) is an epic, three and a half hour tale of ambition, artistic integrity, and the elusiveness of the American dream! Adrien Brody stars as László Tóth, an architect who has recently arrived in America after making it out of the Holocaust alive. While working menial jobs, László comes to the attention of wealthy industrialist Harrison Lee Van Buren (Guy Pearce) who offers László the chance to design a new community center in honor of Van Buren's late mother. What ensues is an epic battle of two patently stubborn men, neither of whom wants to compromise, in an age old battle of art versus commerce!

But enough about all that, how about the nudity? Well, just 7 minutes in, Anna Mészöly plays a working girl who gives Brody a handjob (it's a prosthetic), while his friend is serviced by a fully nude, uncredited woman in the background! Felicity Jones enters the movie in the second half, and though she is nude in the tub, we don't see anything. Her sex scene with Brody late in the film is also the work of body doubles! Even the always reliable Stacy Martin doesn't show any skin here, leaving us with a Brutalist obelisk in our pants!