How did The Eagles hit “Hotel California” (1977) go? You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave? Those are the house rules at Slaughter Hotel (1971), also known as Asylum Erotica, Cold Blooded Beast, Les insatisfaites poupées érotiques du docteur and La bestia uccide a sangue freddo. The Italian horror flick takes place in an isolated sanitorium where the head doctor is more unhinged than his patients! Tyrannical talent Klaus Kinski lends his Teutonic roar to the part of Dr. Francis Clay, a deranged physician who tends to his flock of mentally unstable wealthy women. With lesbians, nymphomaniacs and a crazed killer roaming the halls, it doesn’t take long for the fab figures on naked babes to become passionately entangled and/or mangled. Shapely Cheryl (Margaret Lee) is one of the patients who shows off her full frontal nudity while tossing and turning in bed. You’ll be doing the same when you watch Nurse Helen (Monica Strebel) give resident Mara (Jane Garret) a rack rubdown and snatch scrub down — with her tongue! But not before, the scantly-clad nurse pleasures herself first. You may as well follow her lead while seeing the bare breasts, bush and bum on Ann Palmieri (Rosalba Neri). Unfortunately, Ms. Neri’s revealing performance has more to do with the parts on her body double. The same can be said of Ruth (Gioia Desideri) whose skinematic boobs, beaver and bum belong to a stand-in. Nevertheless, the comely cast of this chiller diller is insanely hot!