R.S.V.P. (1984)

We respond to the T & A in R.S.V.P. (1984)! Like most softcore movies, a flimsy plot is presented so a bunch of curvaceous characters can take off their flimsy attire. And this risqué romp is no exception. The arousing action kicks off when a bestselling author (Harry Reems) gathers his muses to make a movie adaptation of his roman à clef. Yet it seems more like a moanin’ picture than a motion picture since the comely cast is ready, willing and able to be naked. Among the flesh-flashing starlets is video vixen Vicky (Tamara Landry) who reveals her rack in a van. Not to be upstaged, topless babe Rhonda Rivers (Katt Shea) bares her chest while having sex in bed. Later, Ms. Shea would go on to direct Poison Ivy (1992). For now, Patty De Foie Gras (Allene Simmons) treats us all to a view of her delicious derrière, bearded clam and mams 40 minutes into the movie. Quack if you’d like to stuff Ms. De Foie Gras like a duck! If that’s not sexy enough, Sherry Worth (Laurie Senit) shows us her worth when she exposes her spank bank-worthy full frontal nudity! Breast of all, Toby (Adam Mills) imagines Jennifer Edwards (Lynda Wiesmeier) in the buff. That means we get to ogle the busty blonde’s bare boobs, bush and butt at the 18- and 106-minute marks. No wonder the stacked stunner was a Playboy Playmate (July 1982). As you can guess, Mr. Skin is definitely R.S.V.P.ing to this skinematic event!