Primal (2009)

Well into the 21st century, groups of good-looking movie characters who really ought to know better continue to venture into the woods, where they find themselves terrorized by dark and evil spirits. In the Australian horror flick Primal (2009), the trend continues! In this version of the classic scary setup, Dace (Wil Traval) is an anthropology student headed to the outback to study some aborigine cave paintings. Thinking it'll be a fun trip, his buddies decide to tag along and make a weekend of it. They find a cave, and seeing that there's a crystal clear pool of water, one of them, Mel (Krew Boylan) decides to do some skinny dipping in the cave they're studying. After it's full of some kind of enormous, possibly prehistoric leeches, she ends up a psychotic mutant Hellbent on tasting human flesh. The others manage to tie her up, only for Dace to have hidden in the water when she was going psycho. Whoops. He ends up a mutant, too, but he's a mutant who wants to make a mutant baby with Mel. Now, it's up to our Aussies to try and escape the cave before getting turned to prime rib! Or if they really want to do some good, they could prevent these mutant people from procreating! Your primal urges will really be kicked into overdrive seeing the boiling hot Krew Boylan going for the skinny dip session that sets the whole thing in motion. With a body primed for mutant babymaking, the arousing Aussie lass whose cave we'd sure like to explore hops out of the water covered in leeches! She's standing, naked, and freaking out about the leech situation. But those knockers sure don't suck! We'll keep watching these dummies venture into the woods if they keep showing the goods! You'll be shooting boy goo to Krew Boylan after seeing her tatas in Primal!