A Nocturne (2007)

Even undead monsters can get reflective, as proven by the “philosophical vampire film” A Nocturne (2007). X (Vanessa de Largie) and Z (Alex Spears) live in a Melbourne warehouse and spend their evenings roaming the streets in black trench coats and facepaint. But this is no ordinary goth couple- these two really are vampires! X and Z are just going about their bloodsucking business one night when an encounter with the mysterious Rola (Jennifer Levy) changes their world. The undead udders from Vanessa de Largie begin when she bares her pair before sucking her dude’s blood 3 minutes in. Speaking of blood, Vanessa will get yours pumping 48 minutes in when a decrepit old dude pulls her rightie out of her shirt as he mutters in a foreign language. But to really put a stake in your pants, fast forward to the 14 minute mark, when Vanessa shows everything stripping completely nude while sucking the blood of a prone, bra-clad woman. Vanessa will give you de Largie!