Poison (2000)

Adultery should come with a warning label just like a bottle of poison. Perhaps that’s why the adultery-heavy flick Poison (not to be confused with the Alice Cooper music video and the Rosanna Arquette TV movie of the same name) has an R rating. Alternately titled Thy Neighbor’s Wife, the drama at hand features hardcore revenge and softcore balling! In other words, the film’s topless actresses put the motion into this motion picture per simulated sex. For example, Darla Garrett (Melissa Stone) will make you rock hard when she bares her breasts during some bangtabulous boinking with Chris Stewart (Larry Poindexter). Yes, that’s the actor’s actual square surname. Blonde babe Nikki Fritz is on body double duty for Nicole Garrett (Barbara Crampton) which is fine by us since she’s not afraid to doff her duds. When the naked knockout feigns making love to Scott Garrett (Jeff Trachta), we get to see her plastic fantastics and bubble butt! Not to be outdone, Karina (Peggy Trentini) scrubs up her huge nude boobs and glistening glutes during a completely gratuitous shower scene. If that’s not arousing enough, Ann Stewart/Anna Johnson (Kari Wuhrer) struts her stuff in a body-clinging bikini. In another scene, the be-thonged beauty peels off her panties to reveal her rump during an illicit hump with David Garrett (Seth Jones). The skintastic act also shows off her wonderful rack! And when Ms. Wuhrer’s character says, “That’s what I’m here for, to serve you,” Mr. Skin can’t wait to give her his big tip!