Watching soap operas is always a combination of gratification and frustration. The female characters on the daytime dramas are generally so overtly erotic that to watch an episode is almost always a sexually actualizing experience. The frustration comes in when the impossible-to-satisfy skinthusiast wonders why on earth he never has the opportunity to see any of these soap vixens fully nude in a halfway-explicit sexual situation. Well, complete satisfaction exists, and her name is Barbara Crampton. A striking blonde with a large, savory mouth and blue-green eyes that open as big as the whole wide world in sexy wonder, Barbara has been pursuing parallel careers in A-list soaps and hard-R B-movies. You may have seen her daytime highlights on Days of Our Lives, The Young and the Restless, and The Bold and the Beautiful. You can see her R-rated hijinks in bun- and boob-baring outings from Re-Animator (1985) to Poison (2000), with a ton of titty satisfaction in between.