Kept (2001)

Michelle von Flotow plays a killer with killer curves in the R-rated flick Kept (2001). The thriller centers around an architect named Lance (Art Hindle) and his wife Barbara (von Flotow), who shows off her nude booty a mere one minute into the movie! After another minute, Ms. von Flotow flashes her von rack in the sack — and this is just during the opening credits! Los Angeles Detective Mosler (Ice T) suspects the couple of offing their clients one by one, after Barbara sexually services them in their firm’s apartments. The latest intern Kyle (Christian Oliver) may be the next of Barbara’s lovers — and victims! Or perhaps their mutual feelings of lust and love will save the day. She definitely isn’t shy about baring her breasts when they get busy at the 38-minute mark. There are long sex scenes that take away from the swift progression of the plot, which is fine with us since we don’t go to the movies for stories. One such interlude includes Barbara in the nude, except for wrist ties, during a BDSM exchange. We’d be spoilers if we told you how it ends. All we can say is that this erotic drama includes Celia (P.J. Soles), Avery (Yvette Nipar), Natalie Moravia (Sondra Currie), and a convoluted premise. In other words, if it’s a crime to have sex with this pic’s leading lady, we’d gladly tell the authorities that we’re not going to press any charges since we’d rather press our bodies against one another!