Picasso Trigger (1988)

Dona Speir and her partner Hope Marie Carlton are two beautiful female secret agents sent to stop a supervillain in Andy Sidaris' Picasso Trigger (1988). If you've spent any time on this site, you should be pretty familiar with Andy Sidaris' modus operandi. The former Emmy winning director of ABC's Wide World of Sports turned B movie director always brought the thrill of dicktory with his action movies about busty babes blowing stuff up, and this one's no different. After getting us hard in Hard Ticket to Hawaii (1987), L.E.T.H.A.L. agents Donna (Dona Speir) and Taryn (Hope Marie Carlton) return to take down the double agent known only as Picasso Trigger (John Aprea). Thankfully, a fella named The Professor (Richard LePore) has all sorts of gadgets to protect those babes with the big tits. With some fun stops in Texas to do some line dancing and take out some henchmen, to a pretty cool katana battle, there's all sorts of fun stuff in Andy's double agent, double D filled dandy of a film. But if you're looking to pull on your trigger and shoot a huge load, get a load of all the nudity in this one! A behind the scenes shot of Julie Strain let's us see her bouncy boobies while she flashed the director. Don't strain yourself too much watching that scene! Dona Speir dons a white nightie before undressing and showing us her hooters during a shower scene. Fellow busty blonde Kym Malin has a shower scene, too, while the bra-busting Patty Duffek is also on hand to give us brunette lovers something to yank to, as a hot tub lounging hottie. Look for ultra-buxom Cynthia Brimhall filling out her dress like it’s a three-hundred-page essay before getting undressed to have sex with a beefy ninja. But the best piece of ass in Picasso is the straught up dope, Hope Marie Carlton, who had us doing the no pants Carlton dance with a look at her ass and jugs as she's canoodling with a dude in a jacuzzi. With all those sexplosions, Picasso Trigger is a true work of art!