The action flick Road House (1989) repurposes the classic western, but with skin — lots of skin! When philosophy-spouting, martial arts expert James Dalton (Patrick Swayze) rides in and gets a job at the Double Deuce, he soon deduces that the town is under the thumb of evil Brad Wesley (Ben Gazzara). And once James steals Brad’s girl, Dr. Elizabeth “Doc” Clay (Kelly Lynch), you know there’s gonna be a showdown. Although this story feels by the numbers, it features prime figures! While playing a “Well-Endowed Wife,” Cheryl Baker touts her well-endowed cleavage. Not to be outdone, Ms. Lynch bares her breasts, bum and shadowy patch of underbush when she goes skinny dipping in the pond. For twice as much nudity, check out the scenes at the Double Deuce where G-string contests and dancing strippers are among the nightly specials. We love looking at the topless be-thonged beauties played with aplomb by Christina Veronica, Julie Michaels, and Laura Albert. When these jigglers take the stage, they put the motion into this motion picture! If that’s not titillating enough, the Double Deuce also has skintastic action going on in the back room. While Steve (Gary Hudson) bangs his blonde babe (Dawn Ciccone) from behind, we get to view the ingénue’s bouncing nude boobs! And when the door opens, we are treated to an illuminated sight of Ms. Ciccone’s tight tush. In other words, if you come to a fork in the road, always take the happytrail that leads to spooning in Road House!