Nutcracker (1982)

The ballet-themed drama Nutcracker (1982) tells the story of young Russian ballerina Nadia Gargarin (Finola Hughes), who defects from the USSR and hides out in a ballet company run by Mme. Laura Carrere (Joan Collins). Photojournalist Mike McCann (Paul Nicholas) is skulking around trying to be the first one to get a photo of the defecting ballerina on U.S. soil. There’s some locker-room nudity from the ballerinas in this one, including a good look at Patti Hammond’s rump as she gets out of the showers. Ms. Hammond’s heinie will have you playing your own organ.