Heaven's Gate (1980) is about the War of Johnson's County, which has nothing to do with the johnson that resides in the county of your pants. Rather, this is at a time when the cattlemen decided to wipe out immigrant settlers, with the government's approval, under the pretext of cattle theft. This anti-Western is a bleak and beautiful tale, but what will really get your bronco bucking is French tart Isabelle Huppert, who provides the real meat with a long, full-frontal streak into bed for a boobtacular sex scene. It's enough to make balls turn into tumbling tumbleweeds rolling out from zippers for a hoe down. If this is heaven's gate, imagine what heaven's like.