The Men's Club (1986) asks the question, “What would a bunch of aging married guys kvetch about if they got together for a bullshit session?” The answer, a lot, but at least once they're finished whining they visit a whorehouse to replace those loose lips with a stiff upper one. Treat Williams gets a real treat in the boobalicious Penny Baker, who's rack is so big her parents should have named her after a larger denomination. Roy Scheider gets busy with Ann Dusenberry, who's got a doozy pair of berries. Harvey Keitel has a mock wedding to hooker Marilyn Jones--of course he's naked, but at least she is too. And Scheider is really horny, so he also beds Helen Shaver and gets to see if she really is a Shaver. How does Mr. Skin join this club?