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The only sight more famous and lasting than the big, round, rolling eyes of television's most instantly recognizable minx, Dynasty's Joan Collins, is her big, round, rolling bust line. British and breathy Joan has been ravishing in the raw since her fully nude butt sauntered in front of the lenses of L'Amore breve (1969), a picture that also benefited from Collins pinching her own plump nipples and pulling a sheer-black stocking top up to within a sniff of her haughty muff. The lasting magic of Joan's appeal is a facial insouciance that seems to be always communicating that she's ready for a go or has just finished with one. While indulging in the wiles of that provocative face, don't overlook the wonders of the body below, amply displayed in celluloid classics ranging from Playing the Field (1974) to The Stud (1978). Dame Joan's defining role, according to most who love her singular appeal, would be The Bitch (1979).

Top Scenes

The Stud (1978) Nude, breasts, butt, bush 01:04:00 Everybody in the pool -- for an orgy! Joan and her dude do all manner of wild things with another couple in the water and on a swing. Watch for great studies of Joan's famously lopsided (but still udderly awesome) funbags. (1 min 44 secs)
L' Amore breve (1969) Nude, breasts, butt, underwear 00:52:00 Slowwwwwly she strips. Step by step. Inch by inch. Then the bra drops and we get a quick flash of her Colbys, and a clear can shot as she walks toward Massimo. Note: you never clearly see her face, but I won't let that dash my dreams. (1 min 49 secs)
The Bitch (1979) Nude, breasts 00:23:00 Joan jiggles about in a black corset while chatting up some bloke. Then she drops the top and makes with the hootage. (45 secs)
Oh, Alfie! (1975) Nude, breasts 00:58:37 WOW! A juicy look at Joan's jugs when she and Alfie finish up a hump session in bed. (1 min 37 secs)
The Stud (1978) Nude, breasts 00:10:00 Several glimpses of Joan's juggalos as she gets down in an elevator with Oliver Tobias. (31 secs)
The Stud (1978) Nude, butt 00:27:00 Fully-clothed Joan enters a room, whips off her skirt and flashes some great gluteus. (15 secs)
The Stud (1978) Nude, breasts, butt 00:24:00 Close-up of Joan's caboose as she gets a massage, followed by a brief flash of right-side rackage as she shifts on the table. Super sexy! (40 secs)
Fatal Charm (1978) Nude, breasts 00:42:00 Dancing in the night-club she reveals her bettys. (15 secs)


Homework (1982) - as Diane

Nutcracker (1982) - as Mme. Laura Carrere

The Bitch (1979) - as Fontaine Khaled

The Big Sleep (1978) - as Agnes Lozelle

Fatal Charm (1978) - as Brigitte

The Stud (1978) - as Mrs. Fontaine Khaled

The Devil Within Her (1975) - as Lucy Carlesi

Oh, Alfie! (1975) - as Fay

L'arbitro (1974) - as Elena Sperani

Tales That Witness Madness (1973) - as Bella Thompson

Fear in the Night (1972) - as Molly Carmichael

Revenge (1971) - as Carol Radford

L' Amore breve (1969) - as Roberta

Seven Thieves (1960) - as Melanie / Madame De La Cruz

Rally 'Round the Flag, Boys! (1958) - as Angela Hoffa

The Adventures of Sadie (1953) - as Sadie Patch

TV Shows

Dynasty - as Alexis Carrington

Faerie Tale Theatre - as Witch

Pacific Palisades - as Christina Hobson

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