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The only sight more famous and lasting than the big, round, rolling eyes of television's most instantly recognizable minx, Dynasty's Joan Collins, is her big, round, rolling bust line. British and breathy Joan has been ravishing in the raw since her fully nude butt sauntered in front of the lenses of L'Amore breve (1969), a picture that also benefited from Collins pinching her own plump nipples and pulling a sheer-black stocking top up to within a sniff of her haughty muff. The lasting magic of Joan's appeal is a facial insouciance that seems to be always communicating that she's ready for a go or has just finished with one. While indulging in the wiles of that provocative face, don't overlook the wonders of the body below, amply displayed in celluloid classics ranging from Playing the Field (1974) to The Stud (1978). Dame Joan's defining role, according to most who love her singular appeal, would be The Bitch (1979).

Oh, Alfie! Nude - as Fay
Nude, breasts 00:58:37 WOW! A juicy look at Joan's jugs when she and Alfie finish up a hump session in bed. (1 min 37 secs)
Fatal Charm Nude - as Brigitte
Nude, breasts 00:42:00 Dancing in the night-club she reveals her bettys. (16 secs)
Nude, breasts 01:19:00 Right boob and side buns lying dead on the couch. (34 secs)
The Stud Nude - as Mrs. Fontaine Khaled
Nude, breasts 00:10:00 Several glimpses of Joan's juggalos as she gets down in an elevator with Oliver Tobias. (32 secs)
Nude, breasts, butt 00:24:00 Close-up of Joan's caboose as she gets a massage, followed by a brief flash of right-side rackage as she shifts on the table. Super sexy! (41 secs)
Nude, butt 00:27:00 Fully-clothed Joan enters a room, whips off her skirt and flashes some great gluteus. (20 secs)
Nude, breasts 01:03:00 Brief chest-boppers as Joan takes off her top and dives into a lush indoor pool. She's so damn hot! (13 secs)
Nude, breasts, butt, bush 01:04:00 Everybody in the pool -- for an orgy! Joan and her dude do all manner of wild things with another couple in the water and on a swing. Watch for great studies of Joan's famously lopsided (but still udderly awesome) funbags. (2 mins 54 secs)
The Bitch Nude - as Fontaine Khaled
Nude, breasts 00:03:00 Very brief left breastage as Joan turns to greet a showertime visitor. (21 secs)
Nude, breasts 00:23:00 Joan jiggles about in a black corset while chatting up some bloke. Then she drops the top and makes with the hootage. (46 secs)
Nude, breasts, butt 00:24:00 Bitch-buns and brief left chest-nubbin as Joan gets out of bed and walks into the bathroom. (7 secs)
Nude, breasts 00:25:00 Floating funbaggage as Joan washes in a bubble-bath while talking to Mr. Swanky. (35 secs)
Nude, breasts 01:01:00 Quick left breast-hangage as Joan slides all over her lover. (8 secs)
Tales That Witness Madness Nude - Body Double - as Bella Thompson
Nude, breasts, body double 00:52:55 Joan's body-double gets her top ripped off by a horny tree branch. Naughty wood! (14 secs)
Homework Nude - Body Double - as Diane
Nude, breasts, body double 01:19:00 BODY DOUBLE: Joan does a good job seducing a young boy, showing some massive Carringtons (belonging to another, alas) when she strips down. (41 secs)
L' Amore breve Nude - as Roberta
Nude, breasts, butt, underwear 00:52:00 Slowwwwwly she strips. Step by step. Inch by inch. Then the bra drops and we get a quick flash of her Colbys, and a clear can shot as she walks toward Massimo. Note: you never clearly see her face, but I won't let that dash my dreams. (2 mins 51 secs)
L'arbitro Nude - as Elena Sperani
Nude, breasts 00:54:00 Joan'll make you moan when she shows a couple of peeks of very brief right nippage when she canoodles with a chest-beating yahoo outdoors. (1 min 12 secs)
Nude, butt 01:29:00 Finally, a decent skin shot! It's a good look at her Alexis Carringtush when she smooches Lando on the bed. (14 secs)
Nude, butt 01:23:00 Let the Skinvision pave the way to Ms. Collins's lovely can when she flashes a taste of tail exiting the bed. (25 secs)

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