Love Ranch (2010)

Joe Pesci and Mr. Skin Hall-of-Famer Helen Mirren play a husband and wife who open the first legal brothel in Nevada, in the fact-based flesh-fest Love Ranch (2010). Based on the true story of the Mustang Ranch just outside of Reno, in this drama Joe plays Charlie Bontempo, while Helen's his wife Grace. Together they run the first legal brothel in Nevada, The Love Ranch, but before you say they're living the dream you should know that legalized sex work comes with all sorts of headaches. The hookers are never happy, the customers constantly grow too attached to the women, and every now and again a Religious group will stage a protest. Looking to make money an easier way, Charlie entices the heavyweight contender Armando Bruza (Sergio Peris-Mencheta), based on Argentinean legend Oscar Bonavena, to live and train at the ranch. But because Charlie has a criminal record, it'll have to be Grace that serves as his manager. Despite being surrounded by young and comely sex pros, soon enough Armando has his eyes on Grace. Mixing business with pleasure is a terrible idea even if you're in the pleasure business! But since the attraction is undeniable, eventually they start hooking up. Once he finds out, a very jealous Joe sets his sights on getting revenge on the palooka sticking his bazooka in Joe's wife! Considering this is a movie about a famous cathouse, there's a surprisingly low amount of skin, but there is at least some Ranch un-dressing! As the head hooker Irene, Gina Gershon parades around in a bikini, as does Taryn Manning. Emily Rios takes it from behind before the hefty fella collapses on top of her, and Elise Neal jiggles her jugs in a skimpy outfit while playing a boxing ring girl. We'd pinch every penny for a night with one of them! The real skin comes from Bai Ling, who does the damn thing by showing all three B's as she has to deal with a military man who's a bit too aggressive. But Mr. Skin's like the prize fighter, he wants to make love to Helen! The incomparable, big mammed, mature babe flashes her tits while letting the boxer play with her box! That's the real sweet science! As much as we'd love to put on a glove and spend a night with any of those sex workers, Miss Mirren is the real attraction! What's not to love about that MILFy body in Love Ranch?