Love Me Deadly (1972)

Love Me Deadly (1972) is your typical love story: a girl and a hard-on. Only in this case, that erection is caused by rigor mortis, and Lindsay Finch (Mary Charlotte Wilcox) wouldn’t want it any other way! Sick of sneaking into wakes to canoodle with the corpses in secret, Lindsay meets a man named Fred (Timothy Scott) who brings her into his coven of devil-worshipping necrophiliacs who find the singles scene in Los Angeles swinging at the local funeral home. She and her friends like to take it all off and try to heat up the cold, dead bodies with their hot forms. But this group of dead body bangers eventually aren't satisfied with the natural causes selection in the city, and start killing people to have more of a sexual selection. When Lindsay falls in love with a still breathing stud named Alex (Lyle Waggoner), she struggles to have sex with him. Will our weirdo find a way to consummate the marriage or will she go back to getting off to the dudes in the coffins? Mr. Skin would play dead better than a damn possum if it meant he could go a round with the awesome Mary Charlotte Wilcox. Yes, even though the scenes are odd your cocks will appreciate Mary! We get to see Mary's not so little mams as her and the other cult members march around a dead body, with no clothes on. At another point in the film, the blonde bombshell even mounts one of the dead men on a mortician's slab, and plants a sloppy kiss on his blue lips. Bet his balls aren’t blue anymore after that! We're jealous a cadaver can have her, but if a woman this hot is into boning soon to be skeletons, Mr. Skin is dying to meet her!