Last Tango in Paris (1972)

He’s wacky, he’s naked, and he’s the greatest actor of his generation. Ladies and gentlemen, Marlon Brando! Last Tango in Paris (1972) isn’t so much a story as it is a character study of grieving widower Brando as he hurls his beefy being into a desensitized physical relationship with brickhouse-built Maria Schneider. It works for Mr. Skin! Tango caused a worldwide shock in its day, not only because of its erotic explicitness, but because, as it documents an “ask-no-questions” relationship based on a chance encounter, the two lead characters don’t even learn each other’s names! Maria shows off her tantalizing body so much in this flick that there's too many nude scenes to count. That's okay with us though, because that means you can turn on Last Tango in Paris at any point in its runtime and find something worth wanking over. The best of the skin-ful scenes take place around the hour mark, with Maria's marvelous mammaries making an appearance while she chats with Brando in bed. About ten minutes later, she offers up a glimpse of ass, bush, and tits when she shows off her bate-worthy body. 15 minutes later, Maria shows it all off again in a very long scene in which Brando gives her a nice scrubbing in the bathtub. That body will make anyone pop a boner in their pants. This movie has rightfully earned its place in the Hall of Fame of Nudity, and will forever have a special spot in Mr. Skin's spank bank!