Some like 'em hot, some like 'em fat; Kathy Bates brings the two camps together scandalously. Although primarily known as a stage actress, comfy Kathy is big enough to fill the silver screen. She plays off-beat roles that you can still beat off to in odd-ball movies that you can ball odd to. Kathy won an Oscar for her crazed-fan role in the film version of Stephen King's classic Misery (1990), although she has been appearing in cinema since the late '70s. And she ain't shy about showing off her formidable form. In At Play in the Fields of the Lord (1991), you can see a mud-plastered Kathy hysterically romping through a crowd in little more than her birthday suit, some thatch, and a furry snatch! Then in About Schmidt (2002), she made a hot tub even hotter for Jack Nicholson. Since then, Kathy has been in nearly every season of American Horror Story, bringing all that talent to the boob tube. Big and bountiful, Kathy is one master Bates.